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Time:05:05 pm
HAHA! I remember live journal!

Oh dear.
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Time:05:06 pm
Lalalala.

Maths results tomorrow.

I HAVE to get a C

I'll kill myself if i dont.

Lalala.
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Time:08:18 pm
Current Mood:[mood icon] happy
Happy now.

Birthday tomorrow.

I have a mars ice-cream

Buff.
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Subject:Collaaaaggeeee
Time:01:39 pm
Current Mood:[mood icon] chipper
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Harhar. Cos im well cool. And i have nothing better to do with my time!

Now i eat.
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Time:03:53 pm
I dont like it how i need a job so much that it's not even funny.

and i dont like how everyone gets a job so easily.

And i don't it when certain girls are comfortable with their bodies.

and i don't like it when i dont even have a reason to not like girls who are comfortable with their bobies

And i dont like jealousy.

And i dont like being hungry

And i dont like not being able to drink for 10 days

And i dont like the fact that im in debt.

And i dont like dripping taps.

And i dont like fake tits.

But i doooo like tongue studs.
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Time:04:09 pm
THE NEW SNOW PATROL ALBUM IS THE FUCKING TITS! LISTEN TO IT! NOW!
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Time:05:02 pm
EEEEK! IM GETTING MY NOSE PIERCED ON WEDNESDAAAY! DAVY IS GUNNA DRIVE ME INTO ADDLESTONE AND IM GUNNA GET IT DONE AND I WLL FREAK OUT BECAUSE I AM A SAD SAD PERSON!

sigh.
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Time:11:54 am
Current Mood:[mood icon] aggravated
I've got a nose bleed and it wont fucking stop God dammiiiiiit!!
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Time:06:22 pm
ok im deleting my account.

now.
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Time:07:33 pm
Current Mood:[mood icon] curious
If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, even if we don't speak often, please post a comment with a memory of you and me. It can be anything you want, either good or bad. I promise not to come after you with a spatula, either way.

When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your LJ and be surprised (or mortified) about what people remember about you.
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Time:06:10 pm
You're an Expert Kisser

You're a kissing pro, but it's all about quality and not quantity
You've perfected your kissing technique and can knock anyone's socks off
And you're adaptable, giving each partner what they crave
When it comes down to it, your kisses are truly unforgettable


yay :)
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Time:10:30 pm
Current Mood:[mood icon] loved
Girl: Do i ever cross ur mind?
Boy: No
Girl: Do u like me?
Boy: No
Girl: Do u want me?
Boy: No
Girl: If i left would u cry?
Boy: No
Girl: Would u live for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would u do anything for me?
Boy: No way
Girl: Which would u pick me or ur life?
Boy: My life

Hearing this the girl runs away with tears, the boy runs after her
and takes her hand, and looks straight into her eyes and says:

"You dont cross my mind because your always on my mind.
I dont like u because i love you.
I dont want you because i need you.
If you left i wouldnt cry because im not willing to say goodbye.
I dont want to live for you because i would die for you.
I dont want to do anything for you because ill do everything for you.
I would pick my life because you are my life....
I Love you"

Okay i thought that was SOOO fucking sweet! So i thought i'd post it :) <3<3<3<3
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Time:01:35 pm
hello, i am going to stop updating because its too time consuming maaaaan! yes! But i shall still comment in other peoples and keep changing my icons, cos im cool :)
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Current Music:Hoobastank- Reason
Time:09:51 am
Current Mood:[mood icon] okay
OMG EXAMS FINITO! JG;OREIYSRE;HK;S YOS!

Last exam was science! Twas okay, cept Sian kept making me giggle by looking at me! Cos we were trying to do this spazzy waves at eahcother, then Mr Creen looked at us so we stopped!

I kept turning round to look at MR Reece because the Dinner Ladies were giving us no consideration at all! They we being so loud and dropping things round and tuting to give him a hint that i wanted him to tell the to SHUT THE FUCK UP! Yes

I gots the train, and didt buy a ticket as usual! And then we saw the ticket man comming! *grin* So we sprint! SO i was turning ed up the train and ran through first class, and the snobs gave us dirty looks. And we stood right by the door so as soon as the train stopped we cud jump off!

Waited for my mummy to pick me up at Walton Station because it didnt stop at hersham and i wasnt gunna walk 3 miles in this heat!

I wented back to mums house and sun bathed! I didnt get a tan tho :( So today i shall print off harry potter porn and read it in the garden and I WILL get a tan!

Then on Friday night, ooh tomorrow, i've been invited to Alex's party but i dunno if I can go cos ive gotta go away for a week n i have to get up early on saturdau morning! Which means I cant tlk 2 Alikins for ageeeeees! I shall txt him lots ans annoy him tho :)
Now I have to go to my mummys house to look after my brother and give him eyedrops cos he has conjunctivitus and his eyes r all yucky! I better not catch it!

Baaaaaare love innit!
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Current Music:Blink- All The Small Things
Subject:ANOTHER QUIIIZ
Time:08:58 am
Current Mood:[mood icon] tired
Do this all yo motherfuckers! pwease :) Love muchly innit

1. My name:
2. Where did we meet?:
3. Take a stab at my middle name:
4. How long have you known me?:
5. When is the last time we saw each other?:
6. Do I smoke?:
7. Do I believe in God?:
8. When you first saw me what was your impression?:
9. My age:
10. Birthday:
11. Colour hair:
12. Colour eyes:
13. Do I have any brothers or sisters?:
14. Have you ever had a crush on me?:
15. Have you ever been jealous of me?:
16. What's one of my favourite things to do outdoors?:
17. What's one of my favourite things to do indoors?:
18. Do you remember one of the 1st things I said to you?:
19. What's my favourite type of music?:
20. What is the best feature about me?:
21. Am I shy or outgoing?:
22. Would you say I am funny "ha ha" or funny(sarcastic)?:
23. Am I a rebel or do I follow all the rules?:
24. Would you consider me a friend, an acquaintance or a good friend:
25. Would you call me pretty, slutty, emo, average, sporty, punk, glam, rocky, goth, nerdy, snobby or something else?
27. If there were one good nickname for me what would it be?:
28. Are my parents still together?:
29. Have you ever seen me cry?
30.If I had broccoli in my teeth would you tell me?
31.What would you give me out of 10 for personality?
32.What would you give me out of 10 for looks?
33.What annoys you most about me?
34.Do you think I am funny?
35.If you could do one thing for me what would it be?
36.If you could go anywhere with me where would it be?
37.Do you trust me?
38.Do you know anyone that fancies me?
39.If yes, who?
40.Do you think I will marry?
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Current Music:Garbage- Cherry Lips
Time:10:29 am
Current Mood:[mood icon] happy
Yoyo! Could everyone who reads this please answer these and post it in my comments. Twould make me happy much!

1. Who are you?

2. Are we friends?

3. When and how did we meet?

4. Do you have a crush on me?

5. Would you kiss me?

6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.

7. Describe me in one word.

8. What was your first impression?

9. Do you still think that way about me now?

10. What reminds you of me?

11. If you could give me anything what would it be?

12. How well do you know me?

13. When's the last time you saw me?

14. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?

15. What was it?

16. Are you going to put this on your journal and see what I say about you?

17. Do you remember when my birthday is?

18. When is it?

19. If i say fields what is ur reaction?

20. When will you see me next?

21. Would you have sex with me?




You Are a "Wink"

John Kerry








The Keys to Your Heart



You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free.

In love, you feel the most alive when your lover is creative, affectionate, romantic and never lets you feel bored.

You'd like to your lover to think you are stylish and alluring.

You would be forced to break up with someone who was emotional, moody, and difficult to please.

Your ideal relationship is open. Both of you can talk about everything... no secrets.

Your risk of cheating is 5%. You hate to hurt people you love.

You think of marriage as something precious. You'll treasure marriage and treat it as sacred.

In this moment, you think of love as something you thirst for. You'll do anything for love, but you won't fall for it easily.






You Know You Drink Too Much When...


Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.

The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat.

The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar

When you go to donate blood and they ask what proof?

You think the Four Basic Food Groups are Caffeine, Nicotine, Alcohol, and Hotties.

You have a "happy hour" at home

When you are sober, people ask you what's wrong?

You spend all night making a board game called Alcohol Land

Although you drove home the other night you can't remember how you got home or where you parked your car

"Hi ocifer. I'm not under the affluence of incohol."

Your favorite drink is ethanol.

"Why does everybody think I have a prinking droblem?! - I don't have a prinking droblem!"

"I don't have a drinking prob..pleb..prub.. *hic* Pash me another, tarbender."

You can spend a whole night holding up walls to prevent their (your) collapse.

You instinctively know where the alcohol is in a store you've never been in before

Clubs raise their drink prices because you haven't attended in a while

You think beer and ramen make a good breakfast

You frequently urinate outdoors.

When you first wake up and you're afraid you're gonna die and a half-hour later you're afraid you won't.

You fall asleep taking a dump.

You believe that spilling a beer is alcohol abuse.

You go to the john to hurl, but you take your beer with you.

You find it's easier to study drunk.

You're on a first name basis at the detoxification center.

Beer ads make sense.

You wake up to the sound of your dog drinking out of the toilet and you're so dry that it sounds mighty thirst quenching.

You wake the next morning and start drinking a few of the half empties left sitting around the room.

The space on your driver's license that tells your eye color reads "bloodshot".

You fall down a flight of steps and DON'T spill a drop of your beer.

You mix your cocktails by the litre.

You grow a beard because it stops beer that's running down your chin.

You put off urinating in hopes of reaching that near orgasmic Zen-like piss.

When the bottle says 20 standard drinks but you only get 5.

You spell Alcohol with a capital letter out of respect

You lose arguments with inanimate objects.

You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth

Your career won't progress beyond Senator from Massachusettes.

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case - coincidence?? - I think not!

Two hands and just one mouth... - now THAT'S a drinking problem!

"Norm!" is what they say when you enter the bar.

You can focus better with one eye closed

The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar

You fall off the floor.

You discover in the morning that liquid cleaning supplies have mysteriously disappeared.

Hey, 5 beers has just as many calories as a burger, screw dinner!

Beer: it's not just for breakfast anymore.

The glass keeps missing your mouth.

Vampires get woozy after bitting you.

At AA meeting you begin: "Hi, my name is... uh..."

Your idea of cutting back is less seltzer.

You wake up in the bedroom, your underwear is in the bathroom, you fell asleep clothed. - hmm.

Every night you're beginning to find your roomate's cat more and more attractive.

If you're on a diet, you cut back your food calories to allow for alcohol calories.

"Take me drunk, I'm home!"

You wake up naked lying in the corner of a bus depot.

You drink to get over a hangover.

You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who drink too much.





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lol funny

Ali Dude, this one is for youu: :)



You Know You're Addicted to Harry Potter When...


You make a wand and try to use it.

You call your least favorite teacher Snape.

You call your favorite teacher Dumbledore.

You wear robes to school or work.

You make "floo powder", get in the fire, and try to go to your friends' house.

You have read all the books more than four times.

You've been bookstore at midnight to get the latest Harry Potter book before all your friends.

... And then you stayed up all night wearing it.

You've worn a Harry Potter costume in public.

You have a crush on one of the Harry Potter characters.

You've gotten at least one of your friends addicted to Harry Potter.

You actually caught the "Wand Order" mistake before you heard/read about it.

You are upset at the New York Times for creating a seperate childrens best seller list because of the Harry Potter books.

Using clues in the book, you have attempted to find the exact geographical location of Hogwarts.

You have constructed a timeline of events in the Harry Potter books.

You have attempted to figure out the exact ages of all the Weasley children?

You have spent time contemplating which main characters will die by the time the series is over.

You've been to see all the Harry Potter movies on opening night. (Bonus points for standing in line in costume!)

You've read Harry Potter fanfic.

You've written Harry Potter fanfic.

You run a Harry Potter fansite.

You visit The Leaky Cauldron daily.

You've met other Harry Potter fans from online in real life.

You've participated in a Harry Potter RPG.

You've dreamed about Harry Potter.

You have a Harry Potter poster on your wall.

Each Halloween, there's no question what you'll dress up as...!

You've spent time doing a timeline to see if you would have been old enough to date a certain character when you were in high school.

You've vacationed to London, simply to search for the Leaky Cauldron.

You own a black lab named Sirius Black.

You've knitted a Weasley sweater or Harry Potter scarf.

You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who are addicted to Harry Potter.





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You Are 30% Normal

(Occasionally Normal)









You sure do march to your own beat...

But you're so weird, people wonder if it's a beat at all

You think on a totally different wavelength

And it's often a chore to get people to understand you




YOS!! But every1 knew that anyways!



You Will Die at Age 61



61





You're pretty average when it comes to how you live...

And how you'll die as well.




61 is quite young! :(



You Are 17 Years Old



17





Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe.

13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world.

20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences.

30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more!

40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax.





I'm sorry for this quiz entry but perleaaaaaaaase do they first one about me :) *puppy dog eyes*

Doing feck all today! But i gots my prom dress yesterdaaay! :D BOOP BOOP!

Tomorrow I going shopping with Ali, Amy, Jazz and Jazzs' friend i tink! We gunna find Amy A prom dress! And i need shoes and stuufff! Oooo i going to Ali's before i think and i can see kittens :D YAY!
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Time:05:17 pm
Current Mood:[mood icon] happy
i haven't updaated in ages! And i can't really be bothered to say whats been going on in my life, so instead I shall steal peoples quizzes!


What You Really Think Of Your Friends



Debbie is your soulmate.
You truly love Ali.
You consider Helen your true friend.
You know that Amy is always thinking of you.
You'll remember Harry for the rest of your life.
You secretly think Tom is creative, charming, and a bit too dramatic at times.
You secretly think that Nina is colorful, impulsive, and a total risk taker.
You secretly think that Scarlett is loyal and trustworthy to you. And that Scarlett changes lovers faster than underwear.
You secretly think Lieanna is shy and nonconfrontational. And that Lieanna has a hidden internet romance.




Your Penis Name is: Bavarian Beefstick




Your Amazing Yoda Sex Line


"Happens to every guy sometimes this does."




It's Not Sex. It's ... :
Praying with the Knees Upward




Your Boobies' Names Are: Love Muffins




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Your Sexy Brazilian Name Is

TaĆ­s Ambrosio

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Subject:The Mystic Pig!
Time:04:10 pm
Current Mood:[mood icon] horny-its the pigs fault!
Helen, i'm sorry i stole ur pig!

The Mystic Pig


I asked the mystic pig: Why do u have an erection coming out of ur bottom?
and the mystic pig said: If I told you, you wouldn't believe me.

Ask the Mystic Pig another question
created by ixwin
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Time:06:20 pm
Current Mood:[mood icon] infuriated
ROAR!!!OMGIMSOFUCKINGPISSOFFGLHREYTYTUILYWJE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Time:09:52 pm
Current Mood:[mood icon] sleepy
Im tired! I wanna go sleepy-byes! but i gotta have a bath but i bet im gna go 2 sleep which im bathing a drown!

I hope i donmt have another panic attack! i dont wanna go 2 skl! and i dont wanna wake up and 6:15 in the fucking morning! noo! i wanna wake up at 12 in the afernooooooooon!

Yeah anyway i gotta go! Night nightttttt sweet dweams!
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